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Wednesday, November 9, 2011

Ad: Wife Overweight? Then Cheat!

Jacqueline, a plus-size model and pornography website star also known as “Juicy Jackie” (NSFW), has taken serious offense to the unwitting use of her image in two promotions for pro-infidelity dating site Ashley Madison.

“There is an enormous problem in this world in regards to female body shaming, and not solely in regard to fat women, but all women,” the size 32 BBW wrote in post for Jezebel. “A size 2 woman who sees this ad sees the message: ‘If I don’t stay small, he will cheat.’ A size 12 woman might see this ad and think ‘If I don’t lose 30lbs, he will cheat.’ A size 32 woman could see this ad, and feel ‘I will never find love.’ It’s horrific.”

Noel Biderman, CEO of the site that caters to married men looking for some strange, fired back, saying that Jacqueline knew where her photo might end up when she signed the release that allowed photo agencies to sell it for repurposing.

More over, she should be thrilled at the exposure. “The best thing that could’ve happened to this woman is that we used her in our ad,” said Biderman. “Despite what she may want you to think, she is reaping the press for her own pornography website.”

He told ABC News he obtained the photo legally through Getty Images.

Defending the substance of the ad, Biderman retorted, “I don’t think it’s a jab at fat people … I always try to do advertising in real-life situations. For many people, a [spouse] is less attractive because they don’t pay attention to their body type.”

[Jezebel/Daily Mail/Atlantic/ABC News /AdFreak]

Video: Beagle Vs. Leaf Blower

If you haven't seen this before, you should watch it immediately. Already seen it? Watch it again!

Teens Love To Party With Vodka-Soaked Tampons



What? Yes. You read that headline correctly. Teen girls and guys are soaking tampons in vodka to get drunk.

Apparently, one super tampon can hold one shot of vodka. And, apparently, if you put it in there or up there, you will become intoxicated -- quickly. If you do a search on YouTube for "tampons vodka" and were shocked to see the vids that kids are posting about this, then you and I have a lot in common. Society scares me.

[KPHO]

Eddie Murphy Drops Out of Oscars

The Academy has to make some fast staffing decisions. Less than 24 hours after Oscars producer Brett Ratner stepped down, Eddie Murphy announced he will no longer host the awards ceremony.

Ratner stepped down amid a storm of criticism over a Howard Stern interview in which he said “rehearsal is for fags.” Ratner is Murphy’s friend and the director of his latest film, Tower Heist. Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences President Tom Sherak acknowledged Murphy’s departure, saying,
“I appreciate how Eddie feels about losing his creative partner, Brett Ratner, and we all wish him well.”
The Academy has just over three months to fill the newly vacant positions.

[New York Times]

Teens Say People Online Are Way Nicer Than in the Real World

If you're judging only by the news, social networks like Facebook are used only by teens to cyberbully each other. But teens say people are meaner in the real world.

The Pew Research Center released a new study about cyberbullying among cyberteens. For the study, they interviewed 799 teens age 12-17, whom they were somehow able to tear away from their smartphones. Turns out the majority of them—69 percent— think that "people are mostly kind" on social networks, even though 88 percent have said they've witnessed "people being mean or cruel." One in five teens said they've been bullied, but the biggest source of bullying by far was in-person encounters (12 percent), not the internet (7 percent).

Compared to the real world, these statistics make social networks seem like a fairy tale land of human kindness. Zuckerberg's Utopia. 12 percent of teens have never seen anyone being mean on social networks! Unless you live in some weird hippie commune, 100 percent of teens see people being mean in the real world.

Clearly, we must protect our children from the horrible real world, where face-to-face interaction enables cruelty and dangerous "RealLifeBullying." Congress should pass a law requiring anyone who wants to sign up for the real world be 13 or over.

Man Found Dead in Tent at Occupy New Orleans

As scrutiny of intra-protester violence and sexual assault at various Occupy Wall Street protests around the country increases, a man was found dead at Occupy New Orleans' protest site. He was apparently dead for two days.

The police say there "are no obvious sings of trauma," in the case and are awaiting an autopsy, according to the New Orleans Times-Picayune.

Meanwhile, in Toronto, Mayor Rob Ford says it is time for the Occupy protesters to leave their makeshift camp in the city's downtown. Mr. Ford did not provide details of how he plans to end the weeks-long protest at St James Park, saying he is waiting to meet with the police chief to formulate a plan. Still, he left no doubt of what he feels the final outcome should be.

[Image via Anthony Posey/Flickr]

Police Shut Down Occupy London

Police have torn down the Occupy protest camp in London, Ont., the first camp to be shut down by authorities in Canada. Authorities had informed protesters that they would be sweeping through London's Victoria Park last night to remove the tents, and despite offers from the protesters to negotiate, the police circled the park and began marching on it at about 12:45 a.m. The city said the protesters had been violating a bylaw that banned people from being in the park between 10 p.m. and six a.m.

No arrests or clashes were reported as police disassembled the site, despite the protesters saying they would form a human chain around their encampment. Similar warnings have been issued to encampments in Quebec City, Vancouver, and Victoria, although police have yet to move in to the Occupied zones in those cities.

[CBC]

Video: YouTube Sensation Maria Aragon Stars In New Gap Commercial

Winnipeg web phenom Maria Aragon is back on YouTube, this time as the star of the Gap's new kids' collection I Want Candy. Not surprisingly, they used a cover of the same name sung by Aragon in the new commercial. See it for yourself.


[YouTube]

Woman Gives Birth in Beer Store Parking Lot

PETERBOROUGH, Ont. — This baby just couldn’t wait — or maybe had a thirst for a cold one.

Either way, mother and baby are reported to be doing just fine after a woman gave birth to her baby in a van in the parking lot of the Beer Store in Bridgenorth, Ont., just north of Peterborough, Ont., around 1 a.m. Wednesday.

They were taken to a nearby by paramedics.

[Peterborough Examiner]

Deer In Taco Shop Caught on Tape



ATLANTA -- Man, we've all been there, haven't we? So desperate for tacos that we crash antlers-first through our local Mexican joint's plate glass window, terrifying its poor employees before wandering dazed out back? Just a regular Sunday morning for us! And a sort of unique Monday afternoon for the Alpharetta, Ga. Taco Mac. (The deer lost an antler in the process but escaped otherwise.)

[WYFF4 via HuffPo]

Video: Montage of Astronauts Falling on the Moon

And now, a montage of clips featuring astronauts falling on the moon.



[@alex_ogle]

Video: How to Prank Best Buy Employees

Possibly the best Best Buy prank out there.Way to waste the police’s time there, Best Buy employees.



[MPViral]